tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

fuckspock:

Star Trek into Darkness cast.

In which Spock is a sassy little shit.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

kilgoretroutwashere:

the greatest use i have seen for twitter so far

“OI IT’S SEVEN BONG”

disneyismyescape:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

no-one-sees:

tangledupindisneydreams:

toothiaana:

when your otp is about to kiss

and then they pull away at the last second

You mean like this

Or like this ?

Or THIS?!

WHAT ABOUT

THIS?!

(Source: smallestdollinababushkadoll)

(Source: 90s90s90s)

destiel-is-superwholocked:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

THIS IS THE NEW MUST BLOG THURSDAY POST.